Drawn on office supplies, supplied by my not-an-office.

Skeletor, for no reason.

Skeletor, for no reason.

Macho Dog Randy Savage.

Macho Dog Randy Savage.

Cat commission.

Cat commission.

Super Shredder on a piece of garbage.

Super Shredder on a piece of garbage.

Beta Ray Bill on cardboard.

Beta Ray Bill on cardboard.

Hawkgirl on cardboard.

Hawkgirl on cardboard.

Rose Tattoo.

Rose Tattoo.

Nuke.

Nuke.

Casey Jones, drawn on trash.

Casey Jones, drawn on trash.

The Death Valley Deadmen.

The Death Valley Deadmen.

Poor dead Crush.

Poor dead Crush.

Once upon a time, somebody had to make sure comics didn’t have any zombies or drugs or bad guys winning or people profiting from crime or Draculas in them. Show your solidarity with that lonely, lonely bureaucrat and let everyone know you’re okay for public consumption. 

If Mick Foley had a minor league baseball team, basically.

If Mick Foley had a minor league baseball team, basically.

Pug heaven, where they have wings and their noses work.

Pug heaven, where they have wings and their noses work.

A typo ends in John Cena smuggling sick children instead of murdering them outright.

A typo ends in John Cena smuggling sick children instead of murdering them outright.